I’m so angry today its unreal dude
it’s real cuz it’s happening but it’s bullshit, fucking bull shit man. bull. shit.
I’m so angry today its unreal dude
it’s real cuz it’s happening but it’s bullshit, fucking bull shit man. bull. shit.
“how was college???!!!”

“no u need to talk about it was it fun???”

“did u go to any parties? did u make any friends??”

“talk 2 MEEEEEEeeee”

“omg moira wat is ur problem”

“ok i am gone gud bye”

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about
sup magnificent person heyo
nO u
ew ew ew ew ew eat him
i do not want that filth inside of me - i’d rather hang him from the rafters and let him sway in the wing-founded breeze and dance under the glorious spray of pigeon shit