piss and vinegar

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

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junkoandthediamonds answered:

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being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

shakarianhell
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man I don’t even care if my scribbles aren’t decodable and if you can’t tell the bird dinosaurs apart IT’S DONE AND THAT’S THAT

i like how you can see me progressively giving fewer and fewer shits about quality

E: SHIT I FORGOT A PAGE nobody look

katschy

::bwahahaha:: This is awesome.

w4rgoddess

This is adorable. There’s no greater affirmation of Garrus’ love for Shepard than that he spins ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT about her.